I know what you are thinking. You are wondering what Jeff Frumess eats for breakfast. I have often wondered this myself. Surely, it could not be something as simple as Count Chocula. I like to imagine that he leaves his house every morning, walks to the remote wilderness, and slaughters his first meal of the day with his own two hands. Of course, he would bring a canteen filled with lamb's blood to keep him hydrated. After he finishes eating, he packs up his belongings, tightens his boot laces, kicks a random douchebag in the face, and carries on with his day.
This is just what I would like to believe. I'm sure his mornings are a lot more interesting than that.
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